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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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Nope. I have hidden it. I must win this time. 1. Because I didn't win last time 2. Because it's chocolate
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Losers don't get to keep the chocolate. I'm the winner so gimme.
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Kevin might also be partial. It may be a fight to the death. Get your affairs in order.
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I don't have affairs. I have big all terrain wheels that'll get me to that post and leave everyone else in the mud.
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You'll end up with halitosis if you keep that up, young lady. Try to find a real hobby. See? I've replaced the boots with stilts. The height adds to my elegance.
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Where did I put that chainsaw...
Oh, there it is
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
craaaaaack
thump
That's cut ya down to size.
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I hear your cold heart splinter with envy as I take a bite out of the prize!
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No, that was me taking a bite out of you.
Bleeuurrgghhh!
You taste of green, evil Antipodean soup.
thputtt thputt
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You hurt my feelings. Will you stop at nothing to win?? You mock my food, you ruin my best stilts. Evil lurks in these forums. *shudder*
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I haven't finished yet. In fact I have only barely started...
Evil laff.
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I don't need clothes. I have this lovely blue fur to keep me warm. I reckons it's my teef that frightens horsies.
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They are brushed, I keeps 'em nice and clean and shiny. You can almost see yer face in 'em.
Wanna check?
Grins extra evilly.
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I can't. Someone else's face appears to be stuck in them. Ulp!
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Ever heard the phrase "all the better to eat you with"?
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Not recently. I think the last time was at Grandma's. And we all know how THAT turned out for the wolf.
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C'mon Prize, while those two are slugging it out we'll just slip away. My goodness, your chocolate tastes delicious!
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Oy! Where the dickens have you been? I've had to fend off a wolf with a considerable number of teefs. Give that prize back. Maybe if we can give her caries...
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Umm.. I'm not sure Dickens ever went to Madrid. But that's where I've been.
Wolves don't go for canaries! To them it's a bit like celery tips - one burp and they're gone. No, they prefer a leg of bigger prey, preferably Antipodean. Watch out!