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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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@ 4777 - I'm as old as my toes and a little older than my teeth. And I'm back! Fear not, I have the Prize still. Safely hidden.
And I took about 3,000 photos in Canada. Round every corner was yet another jawdropping astonishing view. I'm starting to sort and upload them, but it will take quite a while!
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Aha! I knw where you live, so I'll be right around, and I'll have that prize, or there will be other jawdropping things to snap.
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Blandishments of physical ferocity don't make any impression on me. And anyway, just in case, I've moved.
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Another chair simply doesn't provide much of a challenge, young Kevin. But I assure you, I SHALL make an impression on you. Several.
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Ah, but it is a challenge when the chair is in a different house. And city.
But thank you for the compliment - I haven't been called young for quite a while. I bow in deference to your octogenerianishness.
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@4778: And now you need the prize to help you sort all the photos?
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I really like your avatar, Gesine. But please don't make excuses for him. He stole the prize and must be punished.
Well, Kevin, it would be a challenge under those circumstances, but owing to your complete lack of imagination, it isn't, is it? And you insist on sitting next to the window, so I can see you.
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Yes, a very nice avatar, Gesine.
The Prize is with me of his own volition. He loves helping to sort through photos, especially those ones I took of Dez when she wasn't looking and was wearing the.... no, I just can't say it.
But I do have a problem: I took so many shots in Canada that my computer's hard drive is now full to overflowing! That's the trouble with shooting in RAW; the files are enormous. Now I have to buy a standalone hard drive...
Fortunately it's safe to go out to the shops, as Dez has fallen for the decoy I left on the chair.
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I did, but our relationship never stood a chance. He was so undemonstrative. We parted ways, and now I'm off to the shops.
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Me, too. You're looking very dapper today. Now hand over the prize.
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*sigh* That scratching noise you can hear is me sharpening my pointy stick. Listen and tremble.
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Thanks for your complements on my Avatar.
A question: Is it sure that the prize is fine? Or only a working slave?
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Oh, the Prize is absolutely fine. He is undoubtedly my finest slave - er, I mean, friend. He's much better off with me than with Madam Pointystick.
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Don't be silly. If the pointy sticks were flared they would splinter too easily.
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I'll show you a better way to splinter them. C'mere!
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But you fell into my trap! You ran straight into my camouflaged cage, and the spring door snapped closed. Now you're trapped like a rat.
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Here! What are you doing, catching my poor little cousin Bert? You let him out immediately!
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Nah, it's just the tin hat to keep THEM from reading my thoughts.