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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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Alas, the satellite that could have traced us fell to earth a couple of days ago (it was fun target practice), so we are now untraceable. You, however, have a chip embedded in your head - I crept in one night and anaesthetised you while I did it - so if you get within a hundred miles of me, alarms start screaming, and I run like the wind! I did this to all the losers, because I know how jealousy works.
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Oh, you guess it was that American one which tumbled without control to earth? That buggy thing was for research not for tracing...
And the chip don't seems to work - I have the Prize
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No, you've got Dez's stuffed impersonation (I mean of the Prize, not Dez). The real Prize is safely with me!
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Nope - none of you has the real deal. No alarms, and he's right here with me, sipping on chilled pineapple and orqange juice and basking in the hot Antipodean sun.
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For shame, feeding him orqange juice! It's poisonous! The poor chap probably thought it was orange juice. He's implored me to rescue him, and I'm happy to oblige.
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You can't even see him, much less communicate. Orqange juice is a rare Australian delicacy. Rounding up the orqanges is the hardest bit. They bite, and refuse to get in the juicer. Why, it's easier to blend a frog. But he didn't want frog juice.
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Dear me, I think the RSPCA will be wanting to talk to you! How terrible to treat poor little frogs in that way!
Now I must head off for lunch. We're having toad in the hole.
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If the restaurant is such a hole, why bother? You can catch your own toads at home. I can loan you a blender.
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Yuck, you could be so icky. Poor toads.
C'mon Rrizey, we go watching beautiful butterflies.
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Oh, thank you, thank you. But technically, I'm a moth.
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Yes I know. Sun is shining, I'm going to work in the little garden outside
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Ah yes, a little horticulture is a wonderful thing. Meanwhile I'm heading indoors to talk to my distant cousin Tinea, who's busy chewing something woollen.
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A sheep? They're chewing a sheep?! Well, to each his own. And I thought tinea was fungal, not mothal.
Gesine, you are a sane, pleasant, normal person. Why do you hang out here with all the odd folk?
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@3548 Dez, it has to be said that Norma is a very fine name - the wife of one of our former prime ministers was called that, I seem to remember - but I'm afraid you really shouldn't go around misrepresenting yourself as Normal. It just won't do, you know.
:-)
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@3546 If a get to normal, sane and what ever for this topic please tell me. And I think I would like you all. When I can effort to travel to your regions I'll ask you to drink a coffee or something with me. Yes!
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That would be fabulous, Gesine. But if you do get to normal and sane, I'm afraid you will change your mind.
Moff - yes, it is a fine name, but I thought you could read and write. Alas, your education...well, it needs fixing, don't it?
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The Grand Moff appears in Star Wars. Fame at last! So you see, there's nothing wrong with my edji...edju... schooling.